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1 août

What Is Going On Here??

Wow, so MSN Spaces has a new look.  It's weird because I didn't know it was coming. I just happened to click on my Space today and - bam! - everything is different.
 
It's sorta like going away on vacation and coming back to find that the whole neighborhood has changed.
 
 
7 mars

Untitled

Where you been?
Who've ya seen?
You didn't phone when you said you would.
17 février

My Life of Travel

I wanted to give a plug to a great website that my friend Rhian introduced to me last year. Called "My Life of Travel." -- http://www.mylifeoftravel.com/ - it is a great resource if you're planning a trip somewhere and want to read what others have done/thought about it. Plus, it is a great way to capture your own trips and post photos, etc. Log in and give it a try.
14 février

Yes, I am in Chicago...

... and I'm experimenting with a new blog site. I started it in Australia since I had a hard time updating MyNacho on a non-PC. I miss lots of features from MSN Spaces though, like the photo album (I'm now loading photos to Flickr, which is linked to this new site). http://www.cherryride.blogspot.com/
7 janvier

Yes, I Am in Australia...

...and it has been fun. And hot. Not quite sure how long I am staying. 
 
I am working on posting a proper entry at some point soon.
 
Happy New Year and all that...
16 décembre

Dear MyNacho (vol IV)

Need some bad advice? Than email me and have your private doubts answered in a very public way. Contact me at: DearMyNacho@hotmail.com.
 

This week my good friend GirlFriday has stepped in to help tackle the deluge of advice mail piling up in the mailbag (and I think she’s waay better at this than I am). Enjoy, and keep those letters coming…

 

Dear MyNacho: My husband is on the computer all the time, and most of it is spend looking at porn. It bothers me a lot and I’m afraid to approach him about this. What is your advice? – Not Hot But Bothered

Dear Not Hot but Bothered: It’s amazing to me the way the porn industry has changed over times.  No longer are the days of hiding magazines and VHS tapes in between your mattresses, now you must look over your shoulder to ensure someone else isn’t getting their jollies off the porn you have paid for.  But alas, I digress.  Are you bothered about the porn or are you bothered that he’s not paying attention to you?  Porn is a part of life my dear, like it or not.  It comes in different shapes sizes and colours but most adults have some form of visual release now and again.  What you don’t want is for your husband to start hiding his actions from you or lying to you about what he’s doing.  GirlFriday would do the following:

·          Surprise your hubby with new sexy lingerie or some other provocative gesture

·          If the porn is really bothering you that much, before you approach him about it ask yourself why.  Chances are it’s not what he’s doing, it’s what you aren’t getting.

·          When you approach him about it, focus on what you need rather then what he’s doing.  This will likely avoid him taking his porn addiction underground.

·          If all else fails, start your own online porn site and suggest he visit that one for a change

 

Dear MyNacho: My ex-boyfriend sent me an invitation to his wedding. My friends think it was a crass move, but I’m not so sure. Do you think I should go? – Cold Feet

Dear Cold Feet: The answer here lies in the question.  Are you or your new partner hotter then the ex or the ex’s dearly beloved?  All is fair in love and war and the person with the best ass wins.

 

Dear MyNacho: Is it bad luck to eat more than one fortune cookie? - Greedy 

Dear Greedy: Confucius say: One fortune cookie, good luck. Two fortune cookie too much.

 

Dear MyNacho: If Gay is the new black what accessories should I have??? Thanks! - Lost in a closet in Sydney and confused what to wear!   

Dear Fashion Victim: Please see wedding crasher advice.  No one should leave the house unless on the arm of a hot man.  That’s an order.

 

 
14 décembre

Returning to Regularly Scheduled Programming

Hello: The last month or so has been a test of the emergency blogging system. Next week MyNacho will return you to your regularly scheduled cheesy goodness.
 
In the meantime, my friend and Girl Friday will be guest penning this week's "Dear MyNacho" - so stay tuned.
 

 

27 novembre

33 Things I'm Thankful for This Year

In honor of Turkey Day, I'm sharing my list fo the 33 Things I Am Thankful For - 2005 Edition. Like my brain lately, this list is rather random. But at least I alphabetized it.
  1. Arcadia Beach
  2. Arrested Development (R.I.P)
  3. The Bean in Millennium Park
  4. Bondi Beach
  5. Chicken Curry Pies from BP
  6. Comedy Central
  7. My Couch
  8. My Family, for Telling me Everything is Gonna be Alright
  9. Frequent Flier Miles
  10. My Friends in Auckland, Chicago, DC, London, Melbourne, New York, Portland, San Francisco, Seattle and Sydney. I love you all (esp. those that can stand to be around me lately)
  11. The Great Hall at Union Station (DC)
  12. High Tea at the Savoy
  13. The Jukebox at the Capitol Lounge
  14. Karekare Beach
  15. The Kindness of Strangers
  16. Krista's Kickass Lemonade
  17. Little Britain
  18. Mardi Gras, Sydney
  19. My Sense of Humor
  20. Nacho Cheese Combos
  21. Neil Finn
  22. New Zealand
  23. Peanut Butter
  24. Pilar
  25. Rawley
  26. Richard
  27. Staying Up Late
  28. Simon
  29. That I Didn't Cause a Head-On Collision on a Deserted Road Somewhere Near Franz Josef
  30. That I No Longer Care About Certain Things
  31. That I was Lucky Enough to Spend 4 Months Overseas
  32. That the Year is Almost Over
  33. Wireless Internet
 
 

Will Z

Occupation
I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me.
-- Cary Grant